Elevator? I'm not here to take no Elevator!

So what I do is, right? I go to the Y right?  And I get a free three time guest pass.  Then the next day I go to 24-hour Fitness or Crunch or the Athletic Club and get 3 time guest passes from them too, and they all try to court me and I just rotate.  I'm genius!  I mean I'm a genius!  Kind of a tramp too but whatever.  It's near midnight, and tonight I'm doing cardio—I'll listen to the Eagles Life in the Fast Lane or Depeche Mode or Radzohed live, no problem, while doing HIIT—and going swimming at 24 hour fitness, you bet!  The only thing is before I go I sit there smoking a few cigarettes and psyching myself up to go running.  It's all about the pysch!  Lastly, once I'm ready, I get out of my car and run into the gym screaming.  I imagine it must tufn the women on to see a man run into a workout machine screaming.