Babe dream alert.  Get the actors in place.  You know, I hope she never changes her profile picture.  I don't think I can take it.

Or don't, I don't know.  Don't ever change your profile picture.  This one time I had three or four nights of a continous dream.  I had to wait to see what happened before I went back out.

Sometimes during work

- Yes?

Well, I imagine her going with me, sitting in the passenger seat, and I jokingly have her say—each time I come back from a store—Kyankes, inchkan pogh es havakel?  And then I give it to her so she can organize it, and I say each time, Hangarts che goghanas.  And if sales are low for the week for that particular store, she says she doesn't like that store to lift me up, that the customers are cheap—they're no good, she says—but I tell her I don't need lifting up, my love, and that I like my customers, and I explain the nature of the business to her, in a rational manner.  The weather's a big factor, holidays, gas prices—those are things I consider...sirunes.