That scene in the Sopranos where Vito's chomping away at his baby carrots, his foot is racing, when he realizes Tony's about to wake from his coma and he still hasn't given Carmela the 200k.  

Fuck Len and Larry.  400 calories for 16g of protein?  I got M&Ms Birthday Cake, and Muscle Milk 100...and a cigarette! 

- Ugh!

 I need sugar to sleep.

Drove around half an hour for 100 calories.  God always puts people in my life.