now I'm angry...grr!

Chuck here from Chuck Here Loaning You Money.  Listen, do you need money?  I can help you.  It's no problem.  I got it.  I'll loan it out to you.  I don't care what it's for.  You come to me, and I'll give it to you.  It's that simple, and you do what you gotta do.  All you need to do is, return it to me at a date and time I set, with my end on top.  It's that simple.  My end always has to be on top.   But you pay that back.  You pay it...or I'll break off your bones.  You gotta pay.  Look, I want to help you.  You don't play with me, and I don't play with you.  You need money to make a problem go away?  You come to me.  But don't get smart about it, or I'll hurt your feelings.  Yea, I've been in the can.  What of it?  Where do you think I got this attitude?  I get things done, and I can make your problem go away.  But don't you duck me—Hey, you don't duck me.  I'll break off your bill and hand it to you.  Next time I'll hand it to your mother—What do you mean it doesn't make sense?  Of course it makes sense.  You, I'll deal with you later.  Listen, you call me.  But don't make me have to come looking for you, or it won't be good for you.  You can't duck nobody in the can.  I have a lot of memories in my dreams.  I'm getting old.  Listen, you call me.  That's 866-213, 5...467.  Extension 221.  That's 866-213—What do you mean?  I'm not done with my script, you cocks—