I don't much feel like rereading my stuff to stroke my ego tonight.  Hmm, let's go to the P.O. mailbag, see if we can't much cheer me up.

Rupert Montgomery from The Hamptons  writes...

Dear EatKhash,

I am a very wealthy man.  I live in a big mansion.  My options include more than just getting up.  My wife and I enjoy visiting your blog; we often stay for over 15 minutes.  We have a private sea in our backyard, that is a pool for giants.  They pay big bucks to remain inconspicuous.  My wife really likes your stuff.  She is good looking.  But you can't see a picture of her, you dirty bastard.  

P.S. Now that you know my name, I imagine you may find yourself sniffing around social media when the time comes.  Shall we go ahead and block you if we notice you about?  

Thank You, Rupert.  Obviously, I can only speak of today.