- (Lev) You hear what happened to Sully, the wrestler?
- (N' famous) He ain't no wrestler, man.
- (Lev) I heard he got a big title shot.
- (N' famous) It was some weekly bonanza spectacular put on for shits and giggles.  Everybody involved knew but him.  He's just a tweaker.
- (Lev) So it wasn't broadcast or anything?
- (N' famous) Put it this way, no one saw it but him.
- (Lev) I hear he got hooked on that cheeba--
- (N' famous) Speed.
- (Lev) Yea, right before his match.  They say it ruined his career.
- (N' famous) Who's they?
- (Lev) Well, him.
- (N' famous) That ain't no news.  He's always been back and forth complaining 'bout some conspiracy going on around him.
- (Lev) He says he should have won by disqualification.
- (N' famous) Man, if you gonna start your column at breakfast hour, tell me something new at least.
- (Lev) No, not that.  He's the one what's been causing all the fuss.  He in boo-boo.
- (N' famous) What?
- (Lev) He's the reason for the lockdown.
- (N' famous) Toothless Lester?
- (Lev) That's what my sources say.
- (N' famous) You ain't got no sources.
- (Lev) Ah, that's why they're called sources.
- (N' famous) What'd you hear?
- (Lev) So he goes to Luther King--
- (N' famous) The Morgan Freeman wannabe?
- (Lev) Well he's known to acquire certain things.
- (N' famous) And?
- (Lev) Well, Sully gets that stuff in him, and the man goes all schizo.  I'm talking bonkers.
- (N' famous) Yea, that'll do it.
- (Lev) He thinks he's on some scavenger hunt.  He's wandering about the education rooms collecting magazine clippings and textbooks.
- (N' famous) Why?
- (Lev) He thinks there's been clues left there for him.  And Mrs. Haines spots him.  She can tell, you know, that he's off the chain--
- (N' famous) Wall.
- (Lev) So she tries to ease him up a bit, so the guards don't see.  But this cat managed to find some key belonging to the guards, to one of the rooms or something, I guess.  He thinks his ex-wife has stashed herself away somewhere for him and everyone is in on it--at least that's what she told the guards after they got him.
- (N' famous) Where they end up findin' the fool?
- (Lev) In the visiting room.  He thought Triple Medium's woman was her dressed in disguise.
- (N' famous) Ah, shit.  He let him have it, huh?
- (Lev) And how.  Then the guards find the key on him--and get this: Luther sees early on what's happening, so him and Burly Dan stash Luther's entire, well, stash, in Sully's room with his collection of quartz.
- (N' famous) Tough break, kid.  There's friendly guards, and then there's friendly guards.

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