Day of Apprehension, Pt. 1

- Hold on, I gotta get some condoms.
- I'll come with you.
- I need the big ones.
- What's your brand?
- Big Bear.
- Yea, I can see the mating call.
- (aside) This the rubber aisle?  Hey, this the rubber aisle?
- (aside) Where are the rubbers?
- They must have moved 'em.
- (aside) My man needs some rubbers.
- I need the big ones.
- Yours are probably in the warehouse.
- And some Whitman's--there!
- Okay.
- Let me see.
- Yea.
- Let me see, man!
- Where's the Mammoth?  I don't see Mammoth--
- Big Bear.
- (aside) Houston, we have--
- Shut up.
- They're all out.
- (concentrating) Nah...they know my weekly order.
- You used them all up. 
- (concentrating) They using my efforts up.  It probably is in the warehouse.
- This place can't hold you--you're a saber tooth. (woman walking by)  Who's that? 
- Got it! 
- Hello there...
- Lev...
- Ever meet a celebrity?
- Lev!
- Yea?
- Go grab your flatfoot cushions.  I'll get the chocolates...Bertha loves her chocolate.