Lol, I should have waved goodbye

Want to hear something gross?  The flaps of my fan have a lot of lint and dirt in them, so as the fan goes around, flap hits lint, and it sounds like...nevermind

...they're doing it.

I keep hearing sex, like from an indistinct humming in the air.  It's from the fan again, but now it has a murmuring pleading tone.  Jeez, no thanks, please.

When I close my eyes, it's a film reel of positions and organs.

I'm hearing voices, and it's all right, because I know I'm hearing them, and tonight I'll go to sleep.