Some of the most absurd questions people have asked me

I only need mention one.  This one takes the cake.  Listen to this:

"Do you like to go camping?"

Are you freakin' crazy?  People actually do that shit, too.  I'll tell ya, people take that movie, Walden way too seriously.  I mean, where are you going to bake a cake?

Join me next time, as I answer more fan mail from my P.O. Box—No, I don't.  I have a bed.