don't read that one.  in fact, stay away from that page.  It's off limits.  okay, you still go, but just walk past that one.  you can read the others.  there's free.  i have sandwiches.

- Wait a minute, these are crackers.

- They're cheese crackers.

- You said there's sandwiches.

- They're sandwiched aren't they?  Eat it—okay, give it back.  Just give it back.  There.  No you have no sandwiches.

- There were never any sandwiches.

- Let me ask you something before you leave.  

- What is it?

- Anyone ever love me, you think?

- Fornicators?

- No good?

- It's a nice place you got here, though.  Too bad there's no sandwiches.

- Hey come on, who needs turkey in the afternoon.