Best Being:

The EatKhash Story

The story of a thing, who—whom, is it?—after failing his last effort, went on a weekend long eating spree.

"You could see it in his eyes, he was gone.  He was off in flavor country."

"All he talked about were samples.  He just wanted more samples.  Sample everything.  There was no graciousness.  You got that terrible sense he wasn't going to buy anything."

"I think he's hot...well, he was hot."

"He burned his palate.  There was no need for soup.  After everything, he still wanted the soup.  There wasn't much we could do for him, once he said everything's fine, thank you.  We all knew what that meant.  We had to walk away at that point, unfortunately."