ok so, Ted and Lou is like supertroopers meets evenhand, you can turn it into a beer commercial, make millions, tell her i love
the sexy stares ines are zoolander meets magnolia
the cilantro bar, that stems from thinking about borat, it didn't actually happen, i was lying one time when I told Abraham Lincoln that the guy was an asshole—there was no guy! i was just trying to sleep when it came to me! an d they're both muttering and whispering and staring down about their business. most critics consider it one of the great accomplishments for the short attention span! so many edits
detox is going to be a bitch, i've been drunk everyday after work. after the game im going help terry clean the hall, which is counter productive, cleaning an aa hall drunk, but i mean, whatever
at least im being of service
i didn't do my homeless shelter last evening cause i wanted to get drunk, but i do that once or twice a week, it's actually really fun, im basically a waiter! they get a four course meal, it makes me so hungry
ted and lou def came from that time hiding around the Ralphs parking lot, remember the dumpster? i heard them hassle a couple guys, but they didn't see me once and the next time i guess i looked normal. I heard one officer say, "Yea, but your name's not___, is it?" that means he knew him from before. speaking of which ingot searched on my bike the other day by an officer from two nonconsecutive incidents from before hint hint, the latter being during my babeness scanvenger hunt the night of madame bovary, but this it was such a pleasant exchange this time, i mean i was charming, i go "make sure that wad gets back to me". He goes, here ill let you hold on to it while i search you. and the other guy was just a homeless guy trying to find a place to sleep but they told him he couldn't sleep there
and then the sexy stares, i think it'll be funny if every women gives them the same exact glance back like you gotta be kidding me? or if all their stares look the same!
the sexy stares ines are zoolander meets magnolia
the cilantro bar, that stems from thinking about borat, it didn't actually happen, i was lying one time when I told Abraham Lincoln that the guy was an asshole—there was no guy! i was just trying to sleep when it came to me! an d they're both muttering and whispering and staring down about their business. most critics consider it one of the great accomplishments for the short attention span! so many edits
detox is going to be a bitch, i've been drunk everyday after work. after the game im going help terry clean the hall, which is counter productive, cleaning an aa hall drunk, but i mean, whatever
at least im being of service
i didn't do my homeless shelter last evening cause i wanted to get drunk, but i do that once or twice a week, it's actually really fun, im basically a waiter! they get a four course meal, it makes me so hungry
ted and lou def came from that time hiding around the Ralphs parking lot, remember the dumpster? i heard them hassle a couple guys, but they didn't see me once and the next time i guess i looked normal. I heard one officer say, "Yea, but your name's not___, is it?" that means he knew him from before. speaking of which ingot searched on my bike the other day by an officer from two nonconsecutive incidents from before hint hint, the latter being during my babeness scanvenger hunt the night of madame bovary, but this it was such a pleasant exchange this time, i mean i was charming, i go "make sure that wad gets back to me". He goes, here ill let you hold on to it while i search you. and the other guy was just a homeless guy trying to find a place to sleep but they told him he couldn't sleep there
and then the sexy stares, i think it'll be funny if every women gives them the same exact glance back like you gotta be kidding me? or if all their stares look the same!
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