- Can't we just OD on NyQuil?

- Pssh, I wish.  Herion, man.  You picked the wrong things to get addicted to. That shit would kill us while we smiled.

- Can we still have sex with lots of beautiful women who feed us grapes and olives?

- Sure!  In heaven, that's all we do.

- And pickled peppers and tomatoes?

- Of course.

- Will I have to go to hell first?

- Yea, but only for a while.  And all you do is watch porn and your girlfriend getting fucked.
- I like to sex them.  I'm going to sex them all!
- Just say when.