As long as my heart pumps,
Shit, I'm a Liberal Man--
Let her pump any way she wants to.
My heart thanks you, barkeep.
My intestines thank you,
My Liver, My Mother!
Hope you enjoy it,
I just gave you two shots for one.
-No, one for two; I just threw the other one up. It was what I wanted.
-TMI, dude.
-I thought you're used to that kind of romantic talk from your patrons. Anyway, now I can drink.
Now my soul is a fluttering bird!
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