Lifeguard, if I get chlorine in my ear, will my brain itch?

Impatient day.  Swimming will make me feel better.  I'll try to drown someone while waving to the lifeguard.

Maybe I'll steal a workout machine out the front door, and if they say anything while I'm trying to lug it out, I'll just ignore them and continue grunting.

Maybe I'll walk around a yoga class with a woodie.

He's been putting people in front of me all day long, just to see when I'll cuss them out.  I just keep holding my tongue. Tomorrow better be fuckin strawberries.  And if it's not, I'll still do the same.  I thought to myself that I need to stay busy every minute of today, and it's going as planned, just not as I planned. 

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