A : A picture of my character. I am qualified in the Maths, as evidenced by my use of the applicable humour.
"...not a lesser-than version of any man."
May I get some audience participation? You there?
Yes, a greater than version. Clearly, we are building a rapport.
B: The question of manhood. Our hero, was by all means and definitions, less than a man. Clearly, you took pity on him, for as the years got shorter, he lived in a way counter to species survival. And if you think the word, species, is a bit insensitive, I take it you haven't seen the imbecile at work. I, on the other hand, have been in talks with various dating sites, and just today, upon gazing at a real life woman who fit my fancy, a gazette, I immediately walked up to her and revealed, "I am not a serial killer." That quickly shows her I am a man of power, but do not require too much power. And women find that balance of power, quite relieving.
That is all for now, I am still rummaging through some of the chump's paperwork...and what's this? From the P.O. Box, some hate mail, surely...
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