Dear EatKhash,

You need to feel useful in life.  It pains me to see you this way, brother.  If you muster up some energy to look outside of yourself, you will identify ways in which you have been selfish and self-seeking.  

I hope you get your jokes back.

Your friend,

Javier

Not bloody likely.  I won't have it.

P.S. Maybe one day you can buy me a drink and we'll see what I do with your hard earned money.

Oow, I liked that part—the masterbating buffon!