travels of the sock

- What we have here, is a meeting of 2am oatmeal with milk.

- For my money, it doesn't get any better than this.

- That's right, Lou.  Your wife told me you have a gambling problem.

- Wait.  What?

- Oh.

- Wait. My wife?

- Oh, jeez, Lou.

I am the President of the United States of America.

and the type in them, they'll make a sound. Like oh, look, he's making a politcal statement, a satire—i know that, like when someone mentions an influential novel in a room, I must make a sound umph! i am aware of your allusion,let us sit and drink tea like europeans and turks, even if they missed the actual allusion. 

No, it is not a biting commentary.  I am  am the President of the United States of America.  Why are you looking at me like that?  Stop looking at me, it's creeping me out. I gotta go make a draft.  What? Expected me to be grander?   What?  I have indigestion!  What did you expect, Henry Clay?   I gotta go draft a draft.   Go clip your coupons.