My erection looks like the word Zoloft sounds
My erection is often used as a hideout area by survivalists running from the government
Taming my erection is akin to taming a dinosaur that has been mildly electrocuted.
I have started buying generic cigarettes and placing them marked with my high quality brand because I know my erection's going to ask for one again next time, I just know it.
My erection made an offhand remark before I was finished with my dinner and we both had to leave it was very displeasing.
My erection dressed up as a vampire on Halloween and when we came back from the party we were so plastered that the fool thought it would be funny to sleep in my guitar case and in the middle of the night I awoke to it pleading for me to open the goddamn case.
At brunch I told him he needs to get his act together.
My erection is a regular at block parties but women from homes with antiques and fine china know better than to invite him in. They think he's adorable, though. A klutz all the same, he's rather popular.
I have gone to the doctor many times, my erection always goes with me too sometimes it takes the bus when I can't go in that day due to a pressing business call. We eat breakfast together while I'm on the cord and I just wave back at him out the door.
My erection and I were invited to a fancy dinner party. My erection stayed up the night before reading CNN so it could contribute to a lively conversation at the party. My erection was so excited, and told me he hoped to make a few intriguing points with his presidential endorsement. However, some brash lady at the dinner party told him he couldn't even vote and I could sense how broken he was thereafter that evening. I tried to get him to enjoy dessert but really I think her comments were insensitive and she has a nasty streak in her.
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