I'm Superman's drunken brother.  You know that episode where Clarke Kent comes home dejected in his taxi because the staff chief called him the King of Passive Verbs and he sees his no-good  brother on the steps and after biting small-talk Superman starts arguing about his TV Dinners, and they engage in an toothless ancient undermining, until his brother goes,

- Woa!  Back the fuck up!  Now, you may not respect me or where I'm coming from...