Guys, check it out, I just had my last therapy session.  Oh, this was a great session.  I was just on top of my game today.  I wish it was transcribed or you could have heard it.  She compliments me so much—she's really mediocre but I didn't have the heart to switch, everyone else was—she knows just how to push my buttons.  Not like that ex of mine.  Opps, she says that I'm charming and how creative I am, everyone likes me, usually I'm not paying attention.  And get this, she said I have the most intricate, creative, and sophisticated defense mechanism to hide from my feelings she's ever seen!  I was so giddy when I heard that.  She should have added complex, I told her.  That goes up there with some of the greatest things people have said to me, way better than no one will ever love you like I did.  So full of glee—It's official, Genius.

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