Hey they stole that from me!  That's my line!  I'm watching some CSI or Law and Order SUV on TNT, and this girl goes, "So chivalry isn't dead."  That's my line!  That's my thing.  Well, I stole the SUV bit from the Sopranos—Chrissy, you know?  But any time some lady holds the door open for me, I got my bit, you know?  It's a part of my bag.  Get it?  There's stuff in my bag—you always make me throw it away—that I can use, things to automatically say to people to get a hearty reaction.  And this one time, a hot girl did it for me, and I froze, so I go, say the line, idiot!  And she goes, what?  And I go, "So chivalry isn't dead." So witty.  Yea, I got like three pats on the back inside the store.  All the guys in the line were gelus.

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