the long road gets narrow, gets narrow
the long road gets narrow, gets narrow gets narrow
the long road gets narrow, gets narrow gets narrow

A greedy child with an impossible list,
Santa Claus holds his head over his desk.
His eyes are worn and there are crevices in his face;
wrinkles wrap around his forehead.

He's almost appalled and he fights disgust,
a tear escapes from one of his eyes.
It's all Me, Me, Me, these days, he sighs.

Come to bed, says Mrs. Claus.
He looks at his Egg Nog with pensive eyes,
then over to his loving wife.

albatross

i wrote your name
on wounded sand
broken sea shells
with cigarette butts

i challenged the sea
and it slapped me
and my skin returned to ice


Live on Halloween, at the West Hollywood Carnaval in front of 500k Screaming imbeciles, each cooler than the other, The One, The Only...N' Famous Child Eatr!

Yo! Huh
You never know, huh?
Your favorite show's 
been canceled!

They call it the Whopper
They always raisin' their prices
like, What?
Turn my mic up, yo!

Cause I eats Children!
uh!
Let's go eat Children!
uh!
Cause I eats Children!
uh!
Let's go eat Children!
uh!

Yo, I know what you thinkin'
that to get from there to here you gotta go there
But you gonna get got!
(N' famous Child Eatr, y'all)

And if you slippin'
then you stumblin'
rocks tumblin'
And you gots to know!

Cause I eats Children!
uh!
Let's go eat Children!
uh!
Cause I eats Children!
uh!
Let's go eat Children!

Let me here you now

Cause I eats Children!
uh!

Let your hands go if you know what I know

Cause I eats Children!
uh!

Merry Christmas, everybody!
Thank You!