A Gentleman.

I remember one summer,
I was comissioned to work on the Spanish coast,
near the sandy, sultry, beach.

Early morning, I'd like to take a walk to sea,
women--scant clad, together and giggly--
proferred me a chance for a foto shoot.
There was no one around;
we were free in the water.

Later that morning,
I would attend to my work.
A sexy, sultry, repressed woman of the in-lands--
her rigid husband brought her in to diagnosis a fever,
but not animal spirit.

She had manipulated the wave of information to him,
like misinformation:
She was desperate.

Her cunt I saw drooped like Bell's Palsy.

Atrophy!  I thought.

I knew she wanted me to tell her husband leave.
She heard about me, I presume.

The rest I shall not share.


- A Gentleman.

-So that's the guy you're with?
-You have to leave.
-Wearing bicycle shorts?
-Leave now.
-You can see his ramrod!
-Please go away.
-Blond hair, glasses--that's Jurgen Klopp!
-Oh, why are you doing this to me?
-Sure! He can coach a team, but he can coach a team!
-(JK) Hello lover, are you going to introduce me to your friend?
-Will you move over, Jurgen Klopp?  You're stepping on my dick!

I wanna give you health insurance, baby!

You think it's right for me to live this way, baby?  Hmm?   A man of my stature, living out in a tree?
Watching shadows of you behind the curtain.
One time I fell off.
I tried to climb back up but my shoulder was sore.
You think that's funny?  Hmm? 

Scope

(husband and wife, morningtime, standing over a bathroom sink)

-(woman) I can't gurgle too well at all!
-(man) There goes your porn career.

I was working at a supermarket deli.  I had it wrapped in a newspaper.

I opened the paper and showed her.

She feigned disgust, then smiled.

-If I pet it, will it purr?

-Like a Ferrari.

-What about a cat?

-No, a ferrari.

-Then I don't want it.  I want it to purr like a cat.

-It's not a cat; it's a goddamn Ferrari.

-Whats up?

-What?

-Some of our friends said you were still a prizefighter.

-I still prize with the fights.

-We have a job for you.

-Hey!  All right!

-You have to fall on your face right now.

-Now?

-Like, "Right Now!"

-(falling)Okay....

____the ground